You can cheat cards, but you can't cheat death.

I like to cheat too.  It makes me feel dirty.

You should go into politics.

This is the best part of Klondike...cheating!

What is the price of victory?

I guess victory's more important than dignity.

That's the problem with kids these days, no patience.

We're watching you!

When in doubt, Cheat!

It's fun, it's easy, it's... Cheating!

Hey Bill!  Look at the cheater!

I hope this guy's more ethical on his tax return!

What’s that smell? Smells like a cheater!

So that's your secret to success, cheating!

What’s the fastest land animal? A Cheeta, and that’s you!

I’ve seen nuns cheat better than that!

Cheating at Klondike is pretty low. I like that in you!

Cheater, cheater, Bill Gates pie eater!

You cheater! Way to go!

You waited till now to cheat!?!